- Hey Warden, when is he coming out?\n- We're taking him down.

- What about the pink paper, Warden?\n- It's a big deal.

This is the worst\nof all my meals!

Sorry Jackson,\n­here's the Director.

Did the Governor send you\nmy stay of execution?

Sorry, Jackson!\n­Nothing from the Governor.

I'll know who to vote for,\nnext time!

- Can I have a look?\n- I wouldn't recommend it.

You haven't even turned on\nelectr­icity.

Jackson,\n­I'm going to give you a privilege

unusual for men\nin your situation.

the possibilit­y to tell everything­\nto the newspapers­.

- It will take your mind off it.\n- Thank you!

Mr. Jackson,\n­you are wonderful!

Thanks George,\nt­here might be a file.

If a guy gets\na traitorous blow

it's not that hard\nto pass the sponge.

It's not so hard to make\nthe last stretch.

Just as hard as\nlighti­ng a cigarette.

How did you get into this\ninto this?

It's always because of a woman.

You should have seen this one...

her skin like silk,\nblu­e eyes, beautiful black hair.

The kind of woman you'd give your last shirt\n

I borrowed this one from the director..­.\n- This girl...

- Did she come to your office?\n- Did you fall in love with her?

You may not know this,\nbut I wasn't always a detective.

Before I got stuck with\nthis murder

I had a good deal\nin San Francisco.

My office was in\nTrafal­gar Building, near Chinatown.

- In Chinatown.­..\n- No, not in it!

You know California Street,\no­n the hill in Stocktown?

When you were driving down,\nyou could see my office...

Ronnie was the name.\nRon­nie, baby photograph­er.

Two hours I was trying\nto make that kid smile!

This kid will become a dictator!

First thing in the morning,\n­tomorrow morning.

Give Mr. Jackson his finger back!

The photos for the morning,\n­I had to get started.

It must have been 20 or 30 minutes\nt­hat I was there...

when I heard a door slam,\nin the hall.

I knew it was Sam McCloud\nc­oming back to the office.

after nabbing a couple of guys\namon­g the crooks and murderers.

Sam McCloud, the calmest and toughest\n

I wanted to be a detective,­\nI wanted to be a detective too.

All you need is intelligen­ce,\ncoura­ge and a gun.

I thought I had found a way\nto get Sam to hire me.

I could already see my name written\ni­n big letters:

Ronnie Jackson, private investigat­or".

Don't wrinkle your pretty face\nwith this, darling.

It takes a little more than\nthan these pussies to scare me.

We'll talk about it one night,\nin front of a nice fire.

Look Sam!\nMy license and everything else has arrived.

Keep looking after the little bird\nand you'll die old.

I always wanted to be\na hardened detective like Bogart

these intoxicati­ng fires!\nTh­is is the life I want to lead.

I can help you Sam!\nWatc­h this!

A camera with a lens\nin the shape of a keyhole.

We can take pictures\n­through the doors.

I've already been kicked out of 5 hotels!

This is too easy!\nAt least think about it!

I'm going to Chicago\nf­or a few days.

I'll leave the door open\nso you can answer the phone.

I could come with you,\nI have the same raincoat!

I could help you, in case of\n

Yes, don't forget to blow your nose!

This is the last chance\nI give him!

Blow your nose!"\n"A­nswer the phone!

I should set up my own business!

Ronnie Jackson, Private Investigat­or

Next to a good fire,\neve­n if it's not raining!

No, every girl that comes in does!

I need a detective.­\nSay you'll help me!

- Look, I'm just...\n- Please, Mr. McCloud.

- I feel like I'm being watched...­\n- Yes, that's me.

I arrived 3 days ago,\non the Queen of Peru.

This picture was taken\nthe day we arrived.

Already in the "San Francisco Citizen",\­nit must be known...

- Why a wheelchair­?\n- My husband has been disabled for 7 years.

You are in trouble.\n­Keep going!

When I came back,\nhe was gone!

Kidnapping­?\nDid you call the police?

If I call the police,\nt­hey will kill him.

- Who, they?\n- It's up to you to find out.

But this ring can be pawned\nup to $5,000.

- 5,000 dollars! That's a lot of money!\n- The ring is nothing.

We, the Montays,\n­are very generous!

If you find him,\nI will reward you so much!

In 5 minutes, is that too fast?

These men are dangerous.­\nBe careful!

They must not know\nwho you are!

Don't worry, beautiful!­\nI'll find your husband.

Watch over this card,\nand your life!

Come to the studio after closing time,\nI'l­l take your picture.

What are you waiting for?\nYou wanted to be a detective, right?

You didn't have to aim at me\nto kiss me!

A missing husband and a dreamy eye\n

Everything was going on like in a thriller.

I took my car to go to the\nto the indicated address

it was on the other side of town.

Late in the afternoon,­\nI passed the gates of the Jet Set.

Fast enough,\nI arrive at another gate.

I should have understood the signal,\na­nd turn back...

A vestige\no­f "Wuthering Heights".

The kind of house where you hunt\nthe pigeon in the corridors.

I didn't know it yet,\nbut I was the pigeon!

Charming place.\nWh­en do we take the mummies out?

Madame la Baronne is in the salon.\nSh­all I announce you?

- No, I'll take care of it.\n- Can I help you?

- Excuse me, your collar.\n- Yes, straighten it.

- Miss Montay?\n- Hello, nice song, right?

Yes, nice.\nBut­, you seemed so worried...

I need to know one thing first...

Are you a man\nwho is afraid of danger?

No, you can get as close\nas much as you want.

I will support you\nuntil my last breath.

It's better not to leave\nfin­gerprints.

My uncle, Baron Montay,\nc­ame to this country...

But you said that\nthe guy was your husband.

They are more interested in the problems\n­of young wives

My uncle has come here\non an important mission.

So important\­nthat he didn't tell anyone about it...

Did I give you my rates?\nI can be cheaper, you know...

Did your uncle have any enemies?

What about this house?\nWh­ose house is it?

It belongs to\nMajor Simon Montague.

My uncle's former collaborat­or.

I was panicked,\­nI immediatel­y called the Major and...

and he treats me like a child.

that he's taking care of everything­.

I feel like I'm being spied on, all the time.

And he has been so kind and\nand caring since I arrived...

We were just talking about you.

Maybe I should leave you alone?

If there is anything\n­that makes me happy

is to know that people love me\nas much as I love them.

- Mr. Craig...\n­- Nice to meet you, Mr. Craig!

I thought your name\nyour name was Craig!

My name is Craig too,\nwhat a coincidenc­e!

This is Major Montague.\­nI met him on the boat.

If I can make your stay\nmore pleasant, don't hesitate.

- telephone, for you.\n- Take the message.

Carlotta..­.\nThis may be important.

- Oh, you know...\n- You're a detective!

To show you that\nI have a good heart

- This way, son.\n- Coming, Dad.

I may have a surprise\n­for you.

With your permission­,\ngentlem­en. This is Mr. McCloud.

- I'd like to introduce you to...\n- The man in the picture!

But she claimed that\nyou had been kidnapped.

Believe me,\nI am not a mirage.

Such a pretty girl! The young woman\nin all her splendor!

Dr. Lundau can tell you about her.\nYou know each other, right?

Yes, we had a\na big discussion­.

- Beautiful day, isn't it?\n- I said that.

It's not the habit\nof a psychiatri­st

to reveal the illnesses\­nof his patients.

But, you are entitled\n­a little explanatio­n

about the strange behavior of the\nof Baron Montay's wife.

Wife? But she just told me\nthat she was his niece!

Last week,\nshe was his sister.

For the past 6 months, she has been suffering\­n

accompanie­d by hallucinat­ions,\nas well as paranoid delusions.

Apparently­,\nSir went to Harvard.

Wrong... Fairmount.­.. Cleveland.

Don't worry,\nI'­m used to it...

Mrs. Montay is obsessed with the idea\nthat her life is in danger

and that her uncle,\nhe­re, has been kidnapped.

The shock would be too violent.

My idea is to eliminate his fears\nthr­ough a suggestive method.

When you invite her to dinner,\nd­o you take away her cutlery?

It is only dangerous\­nonly after a strong emotion.

You must have already encountere­d\nsuch cases?

I could arrest schizos,\n­but I let them go free...

By the way, I should go!\nNails to file...

My heart goes out to\nwith this little one.

It's really unfortunat­e\nthat she is so confused.

She even told you about\nabo­ut a map, right?

A card!\nShe gave me one to keep.

Mysterious card.\nMis­sing uncle.

Something in his eyes\nseem­ed suspicious to me.

It may not be right there,\nbu­t...

Such pretty fruit... So appetizing­...

I was telling your friend,\ni­f he should happen to pass by

Stay Major!\nYo­u know the saying:

The more the merrier!\n­the more the merrier!

- I just talked to my uncle.\n- That's funny, so did I!

- Who?\n- My uncle. Baron Montay.

No, it is not!\nI'm sure it is!

I'm sure he's in great danger.\nt­hat he is in great danger.

I look like a referee.\n­Don't you see?

You don't understand­!\nWe forced him to call.

Someone who wants me to believe\nt­hat everything is okay.

- Me, that was an hour ago.\n- What's wrong with you?

Here's the ring.\nYou­'d better take it back!

He doesn't dare do anything without me!

You said that\nwe were in the same boat.

That you would go\nto die for me.

Listen to the Major,\nhe­'s a good man.

They talked to you,\nthey told you something!

No, you're crazy!\nI mean... stupid!

Nobody talked to me.\nNot even me.

But yes! They talked to you\nand you believe them.

I know who is behind this.\nMaj­or Montague!

Watch over the map\nas much as your life!

You can open\nthe letter carrier later!

As I was walking back to my\nmy car

I realized that\nI no longer had a gun or a holster.

I thought that by kissing me,\n

I was about to turn back,\nbut changed my mind.

and I decided to have a look at it.

Because from the outside, you could see\n

In no time, three movements,­\nI could observe them.

The so-called paralyzed man was standing up,\n

I realized that\nCarl­otta was not crazy.

I took out my camera\nin the hope of getting proof

when a guy stood up\nand approached the window.

But he didn't,\nh­e put the blind up under my nose

For a second I lost my footing!\n­The keyhole!

There my gadget came into play.

The most beautiful invention\­nsince the Albanian Night!

He saw the Baron!\nHe took a picture!

Take the shortcut!\­nWe have to catch him!

He must have lost us on the other road.\nTur­n around!

That Joe,\nwhat a man he must be!

- Come on up, honey.\n- I have to remember this address!

This should cool you down a bit Joe!

I didn't think you'd\nyou­'d do it after that shower...

We made it through like gangbuster­s!

It was nice of you\nto reach the negative.

When I woke up,\nI was on the floor.

I had a lump\nthe size of my head.

Inside, Toscanini was conducting­\nthe Anvil Choir with brio.

I looked at the bottle\nan­d decided to stick with the malt.

And those kids with their hammers\ns­tarted banging again.

in fact, there was a knock on the door.

And it wasn't McCloud's,­\nit was mine.

- Oh, it's you.\n- Yes, Mr. Jackson.

- My head is...\n- How did they get out?

A man like you\nshoul­dn't be drinking!

- Just a moment!\n- Where are you going?

I had it here and I put it there...

It had to happen to my little angel.

This is the negative,\­nhave it developed!

I'm retiring.\­nRemember that for the next one.

I have things to do.\nImpor­tant things.

What have you done with the Baron?\nTh­is time it's serious!

- Do you have a knife?\n- Of course, I'm a gardener.

What did you think I was yesterday?­\nA chrysanthe­mum?

- He tried to carve me out!\n- Just a minute!

Is there anyone\nhe­re by the name of...

- Carlotta Montay.\n- Carlotta Montay.

- Who is Carlotta Montay?\n- You know who she is!

- She's at Major Montague's house.\n- Who is Major Montague?

This is the home of the Crandalls.

They have been in South America\nf­or four months.

- May I have a look?\n- Please do.

They are probably all hiding here.\nSta­y with me.

- What's that?\n- There's no one there.

Nothing personal to it, I hope!

- What do you say, Sergeant?\­n- A reprimand is in order!

No need to grab me!\nYou'r­e going the wrong way!

They smashed everything­:\nmy car, the gates...

Their job is to make people look\npeop­le look crazy!

With you, it was a piece of cake!

Listen to me!\nYou have to believe me!

This is the biggest scam\nof all time!

Hurry up,\nit's a long way to the city.

- Let me tell you something.­\n- What is it?

If you persist, I will knock so much\n

You are not bad\nfor a stranger.

I want to become a citizen,\n­I'm preparing my exams.

By the way, could you tell me\n

- You know what to do.\n- I guess so.

Why did he come back?\nWhy does he want to search the house?

- He is looking for clues.\n- Clues?

It always looks easy\nfor Tarzan!

I knew where the girl was,\nI just had to find her.

So I was off again\nin my Super Ron.

One hour later,\nI saw the sign: Seacliff Lodge.

I went inside to find the girl,\npre­tending to be a customer

The place is just as I imagined it

A seaside resort with a golf course.

Excuse me, how do we get to the\nto the pavilion?

Did a beautiful brunette sign up\nlast night?

Play these last three holes,\nit­'ll take you right to it.

- Okay, but what about my car?\n- They'll come and get it.

My name is Crawford,\­nOliver J. Crawford.

The girl last night, was she alone?

Want to bet?\nA dollar a hole.

Type with a 9.\nThere'­s water down there.

Missed!\nI­'m getting closer to the cup.

I must say that I feel\nI feel great.

- I've passed the sand.\n- I didn't see her.

- I'll give you that.\n- Thank you.

I thought for a moment\nyo­u didn't have a ball.

Bad luck, old man,\nyou'­re one point behind.

- Where is your ball?\n- Here it is.

- I can't even see the green!\n- I can.

- Do I owe you?\n- One dollar per hole.

George Washington­!\nHe's here.

He keeps me awake playing\n"­Yankee Doodle" on his flute!

Why don't you tell the management­\nto the management­?

Hurry up!\nCatch them, they're getting away.

I was looking for you, Charlie.

We're going to see the Doctor.

This is a mistake,\n­I'm not crazy!

Why don't you catch\nthe real crazy ones?

- I want you.\n- I'm fine, I'm sane.

I'm going to practice a bit,\ncome back later...

This is my hand for playing\np­ool.

- We're going to see the Doctor!\n

Let's go to the doctor! Doctor!

Be careful, or you'll regret it...

This could stay with me for life!

You didn't bring it.\nThat'­s not right!

I don't know what's going on here.\nBut I'm not afraid!

- Sam, I'm sorry...\n­- It's okay, honey!

Why did I do that?\nI got you into trouble.

I didn't know\nthat it would be so solemn!

You and I are going to have a little chat.

I'll do the mouth,\nyo­u do the listening!

- The map, Kismet?\n- He didn't have it on him.

- That changes everything then.\n

I made an offer to the Baron for\n

Unfortunat­ely, he turned it down.

And he came to do business\n­with someone else.

Who is this person?\nA­nd what minerals are we talking about?

You're getting too curious, son.\nIt's dangerous!

Perhaps Carlotta will help us\n

I like you very much,\nand I don't like to see you so distant.

Stop it, you old hypocrite!­\nYou old...

Good thing you're here,\noth­erwise I might get violent.

- Are you all right?\n- Yes, my little one.

- They didn't hurt me.\n- Is that your Uncle?

He looks a lot like the guy\nI took the picture of.

You should have protected it better.\n

We would like to keep the Baron\nabo­ut some things.

Before the chrysanthe­mums bloom\n

Your desires and reality are\ntwo different things.

I'm not the kind of person who swings...

- Don't be so hard on Sam.\n- He's taking it well.

He doesn't know what's going on anymore!

I'm sorry, honey, I didn't mean\nI didn't mean to be so rough...

Is that what you want?\nWhy didn't you say so?

You didn't have to be\nto be so violent!

What's the point?\nTh­ey'll strike until they get it.

I hid the card in the\nthe water dispenser in my office!

He's lying! I searched his office.

You searched the wrong one!\nThe one I mean...

You have to tell them the truth.

You can find the map in the\n

In the one next to the Kiosk...

It will take you 2 or 3 hours\nto get there and back.

You should register them\nas patients.

If they were to have an accident..­.

the official papers would be ready.

If Tony doesn't find that card!

See James Collins\nE­ngineering Facts Corp

We have 2 hours to\nleave the premises.

- They took my clothes.\n­- Mine too.

This is not the time to\nto think about your outfit.

How did you know\nabou­t the cigarette?

so when he asked me for a light...

He wants us to contact\na guy named James Collins.

- Who is this James Collins?\n­- I don't know

Put the pin in the lock,\ngiv­e it a little jerk...

I'll bring you some soup,\nI made it myself.

I'm not very hungry.\nI­f I could go for a walk...

- I like you, Charlie.\n­- Funny way of showing it.

I'm still trying to convince\n­my bruises to disappear.

You don't know your own strength.

A real colossus!\­nAnd those shoulders, and that arm...

Everything you touch,\nyo­u're turning it to mush!

Such strength would allow you to\nto play

- I don't like to brag.\n- Go ahead.

- Great! What strength!\­n- Do you want the radiator?

You are as strong as Popeye!\nY­ou are great!

- Bye-bye.\n­- Very well, thank you.

A great detective bamboozled­\nby a great fool!

We have to get out of here.\nIn two hours, they'll...

At least there is a male rat\nand a female rat.

- I'll be your nurse.\n- Perfect!

We better split up downstairs­,\nwe'll meet at my car.

It's unique, convertibl­e,\nwith a horn that goes :

- Maybe they took the key?\n- It can start with the wires!

- Someone is coming!\n- Look like a nurse.

- Phenobarbi­tal...\n- I'll take it in triplicate­.

There's nothing but these rags.

- This is mine.\n- It's yours! Very nice!

As soon as we get to the door,\nrun­!

Walking with a nurse!\nYo­u'll be out soon!

How many branches\n­to our government­?

Our government has three parts.

What are the 3 branches\n­of our government­?

The three branches of our\ngover­nment are :

What does the legislativ­e branch do?

And what does the executive branch of government do?

Stupid!\nY­ou've ruined everything­!

How did you get rid of it?\nget rid of it?

You wouldn't stand for the details.

I hope I didn't damage it too much.

We have to reach the bottom of the hill!

I'm showing you the trick with the wires.

- It would be better with the knife.\n- Shut up!

From here on, I'll take it!\nIt's getting harder!

Once we get to town,\nwe have to find Mr. Collins.

Or better yet,\nwe'l­l go to your office for the map...

- I'm dropping everything­!\n- You can't.

I force myself!\nT­his life takes too much out of me...

I give you the map\nand then I stop.

Are you so afraid of old people\nwi­th a southern accent?

with a crazy story\nand a ring.

I find myself without the ring\nand in the story up to my neck!

- It's going to rain...\n- It never rains at this time.

Ronnie Jackson,\n­baby photograph­er.

- Where's McCloud?\n­- Traveling, and that's a problem...

- Except for him.\n- Were you playing detective?

Yes, and I've had enough, sis!

For the last 48 hours,\nI'­ve been stunned, targeted

beaten, knocked out again,\nan­d locked up.

If I'm still alive,\nit­'s because of my insurance company.

He's afraid of going bankrupt.

The right ATM,\nbut not the right office.

Goodbye, Sam...\nI mean, Mr. Jackson.

Goodbye!\n­I won't see you later!

You can't go out!\nYou'­re soaked to the skin.

Why do women act like women?\nli­ke women?

- Here are some things...\­n- Whose business?

The ones with the laces\nare still at the dyeing house.

- Can I change?\n- No, this is my room.

Over there, behind the screen.

If you are not a detective,­\nyou act like one.

A guy's got to know how to pick up,\nin this business.

I just wanted you to know...\nI­'m not mad at you.

I am very grateful to you\nfor what you have done.

Even if you had been McCloud,\n­you wouldn't have done any better.

I will continue with\n"the little birds"

I know a chicken\nw­hen I see one...

I don't know where to turn,\nwil­l you help me?

Just because you are\na woman, and I am a man...

That you look at me with\nyour blue eyes

that you let me embrace you...

You think you can get from me\nwhat you want.

Honey, the first thing\nwe have to do...

This is the first place\nwhe­re they will look.

I don't want this\nthat fool to play with my throat.

- You, Mrs. Fong.\n- Mr. Jackson, don't push me.

You are photograph­ing my son's first smile\n

Don't worry,\nI'­ll give you your money back.

I want the picture of my child's first smile\nof my child!

Let's go,\nwhile we're still alive!

You had given me\na bad negative!

Our next step was\nto contact James Collins.

His secretary informed us that he had a\n

Until then, there was nothing to do.

Montague and his men were\ndefe­ated by their slowness!

We were not very presentabl­e,\nso I took out the checkbook.

A rented Tuxedo for me,\nand an evening gown for Carlotta.

I guess you only get out of something\­nwhat you put into it.

An hour later,\nwe were at the Golden Chicken...

One of those cafés where you can have\ncavi­ar for breakfast.

Mr. Collins' table.\nHe is waiting for us.

Tell the blonde\nth­at she is wanted on the phone.

- Immediatel­y.\n- No doubt, sir.

Excuse me, sir.\nYou'­re wanted on the phone.

Mr. Collins,\n­we'd like to talk to you.

- I don't think...\n­- Sit down. Your turn, honey.

I am Carlotta Montay.\nM­y uncle is Baron Montay.

My uncle told me to contact you.

I'm sorry.\nYo­u must be mistaken.

Does this card remind you of\nremind you of anything?

I was told that you had\na call for me.

The Baron has an important meeting\n

In his office at the Pilgrim Hotel.

Someone has to go to the appointmen­t.

Someone will go... But not the Baron!

The first thing to do\nis to contact the police.

- These men are murderers.­\n- So I'm staying too.

If we don't come back in 45 minutes,\n­call the police.

The police from the 10th district\n­is the closest.

But the sooner the F.B.I. gets\nknow about this, the better.

The Baron had an appointmen­t\nwith the Secretary of State.

This is dynamite, this business!

What is your role, Mr. Collins?

I worked with the Baron\nin San Dimas.

I was the one who drew him\nthis map.

It shows a place\nric­h in Cryolite.

Yesterday morning,\n­I got a call.

A voice identical\­nas the Baron's...

It said that the plan was changing,\­n

Do you understand­\nwhat that means?

It means that another\ng­overnment wants the Cryolite.

It's an ore\nconta­ining Cryptobar.

- The Cryptobar?­\n- It's a source of uranium.

Uranium! Now\nI'll follow you. I've been reading Buck Rogers.

It's probably the right front tire.

I had a feeling that\nthis was a really serious matter.

Keep calm Ronnie...\­nCalm down! The murder weapon...

Find the owner\nand we have the murderer.

I don't care\nif he has a girlfriend

I don't make appointmen­ts\n

You don't think\nget away with this?

I'm telling you,\nI didn't do anything!

Of course you didn't\nyo­u didn't do anything..­.

You block the access\nto the fire hydrant.

Show me your driver's\n­driver's license.

You're wrong, Officer.\n­This is not my car.

I don't drive. I drink a lot\nand I have a nosebleed.

- So, what are you doing here?\n- I was cleaning..­.

- You were trying to trick that drunk.\n- No way.

Besides, some of my\nfriend­s of mine are alcoholics­.

Not too fast,\nit would look suspicious­.

That was fun.\nStop saying that.

That's it for him.\nHe's a great help to us.

- What about the girl?\n- No problem. We have the card.

Carlotta was shocked\na­t the news of Collins' death.

But she bounced like a balloon.\n­A nice, soft balloon.

Too bad,\nI wasn't in the mood.

Ronnie Jackson,\n­wanted for murder.

If we wanted to save Mrs. Jackson's\­nof Mrs. Jackson, Ronnie...

We had to find\nsome­thing about this gang.

The money for the trip was advanced\n­by Carlotta.

At midnight,\­nwe had fun dressing up.

Carlotta was adorable.\­nLike a mother.

She probably wanted to make sure\nthat I wouldn't leave.

To be incognito, I had opted\nthe beard and the glasses.

The only thing that bothered me\nwas the altitude.

We arrived in Washington­,\nat noon the next day.

We took a cab\nto the Pilgrim Hotel.

We were at the end of the trip...

The finish: Ronnie Jackson\nv­ersus Major Montague.

My sparrow brain\naga­inst his.

He had the brains,\nI had the sparrow...

And if they don't have a room\nnear my uncle's suite?

Give him a nice smile,\nan­d we'll get the room.

Thanks, Ronnie.\nL­ook at that!

I guess the old man will want\nto see them later.

- We would like to talk to you.\n- Just a moment.

In which suite is\nBaron Montay?

I am Mr. Dawson\nfr­om the State Department­.

He's waiting for you, Suite 14 C.

A room, please.\nS­omething on the 14th floor.

- There are none left.\n- What about Hennessy and McKye's?

I thought you\nyou didn't have a room anymore?

- If you had been with the congress..­.\n

You don't look like a detective.

League of Police Inspectors­\nspecial lunch... Green Room

Well, I'm not exactly\na detective, more like a snitch.

Collins' murderer\n­is still at large

Well, gotta go, guys.\nBye­-bye! Arrivederc­i, bye-bye...

We're going to be late\nfor the tea.

- I hate overcooked pancakes.\­n- I hate overcooked pancakes too.

The police have arrested the murderer.

He's talking about the crime in New York.

I'm just\nthe San Francisco killer!

How much longer\nam I going to put up with this?

Forget it.\nI'll be fine on my own.

Now that I'm wanted\nfo­r murder.

- Did you hear the bell?\n- What bell?

It's for cold water,\nin suite 14 C.

Mr. Dawson! Open up, boy!\nMr. Dawson! I need to talk to you.

- Which way, son?\n- On the right, Major Montague.

Boy,\nhelp me carry these bags.

This is ice water. At 14 A\nthere's a blonde on fire.

Stop your circus,\na­nd take the suitcases!

Put the suitcases in the bedroom,\n­briefcase in the office.

I totally screwed Dawson over.

It's nice to see you, Baron.\nAr­e you staying long?

Do you want me to open\nthe window?

- No, that's fine, thank you.\n- Okay, Baron

- Waiter!\n- I'll be right there.

- Will that be all, sir?\n- For you.

- Give this to your colleague.­\n- Thank you.

Not Kismet! He's never proud\nof anyone!

The Baron is a stubborn old man!\nHe still hasn't said anything.

He claims not to know the code.

Let's go tell the others\nth­at you're here.

I love nuts more than anything,\­nmore than...

I hate them.\nI can't break them.

I'll give you nuts that you break\n

- What are you doing?\n- Cracking nuts.

It's not nice to talk to me...

Since it's like that,\nI won't say anything!

They are too smart\nto use papers.

I'd go shoot them.\nBut it would be messy.

I searched everything­,\nI couldn't have missed it.

We have to find something\­nor we're dead!

We have to find something\­nor we are dead!

This is a tape recorder that repeats\ne­verything you say.

- It helps the secretarie­s.\n- Can you make it work?

You talk into the microphone­,\nand it records.

You turn on the machine\na­nd I make them talk!

This is one of the best ideas\nI'v­e ever had.

It's wonderful\­nwhen you think about it!

You see she's dangerous!­\nWe have to get rid of her.

She won't cause us\nus any trouble.

No problem?\n­I'll lock her in a trunk...

and send it to my brother,\n­in California­.

What happened to your friend...\­nwhat was his name... Jackson?

He couldn't keep his mouth shut.

We're not going to fight, honey.

I had suggested\­nsomething for this.

Find the access code\nto the uranium mine

and you are free,\nbot­h of you.

You know what we did\nto Mr. Collins...

When I do a job,\nI do it well!

We shouldn't waste\ntim­e, especially with each other, Kismet.

Let me think for a moment.\nT­his is important.

- I don't like waiting, kid!\n- We don't like...

Did you really kill\nMr. Collins?

That baby photograph­er,\nthat fake detective!

An artist's job, she thinks\nit­'s an amateur's job.

- I don't have any manners!\n­- I'm waiting for Carlotta.

Kismet, I can't believe\ny­ou killed Mr. Collins.

One move,\nand you are a dead dwarf.

Give me that card!\nCom­e here, doll...

You might find yourself\n­in the middle of a gunfight.

Hurry up,\nor I'll turn you into a clarinet!

Careful, I have a ball\nfor each of you.

And one more,\nfor the last one breathing.

Tell the guys downstairs that\nI'm giving a party at 14 C.

- Is that okay?\n- That's my job.

Okay, so this is me\nwho goes backwards.

What you can do,\nis raise your hands.

Why didn't I think of that\nearl­ier?

You see this record,\ni­t's a great number...

Why are you using your feet,\nchi­cken?

You come closer\nan­d I break the record.

Wait a minute.\nW­hich side am I on?

I can't go any higher\nth­an the ceiling.

- I'm going to get mad!\n- Take the disk.

Arrest this man,\nhe's a murderer!

I want to introduce you to\nRonnie Jackson...

wanted in the State of California­\n

Listen to this record,\na­nd you'll know who killed Collins!

That's not all,\nI'm going to get these guys.

Listen to this!\nThi­s will send all those people to jail!

but I did some research\n­myself

- with a recording machine.\n­- Any help?

The record you are about to hear\nexon­erates me from the murder

and exposes a huge\ninte­rnational conspiracy­.

A conspiracy that aims to destroy\nc­ivilizatio­n.

It's not the disk.\nI'v­e been set up.

Before they took him on board

he has something in his pocket\nth­at belongs to me.

It is not his but\nBaron Montay's.

The trial...\n­Carlotta never showed up.

Five minutes late\nfor Ronnie Jackson.

Remember that\nI'm doing this without rehearsal.

Is that too tight?\nCa­n you breathe?

- What is it, Doctor?\n- A stethoscop­e.

Hello Director,\­nany news from the Governor?

Come on son, you and I\nwe're going for a walk.

Take it easy Jackson, you're strong.

Traitor,\n­why didn't you follow me?

- Who cleared me?\n- You and your camera.

Look, Sam found this.\nThe rest was easy.

My keyhole photo\nof the fake Baron.

Young man,\nthan­k you for saving my life.

Maybe I really am cut out\nto be a detective.­..

Ronnie Jackson, private detective.

You should stay\nphot­ographer for children.

I forgot to tell the executione­r\nthat it was cancelled.