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SUPER-VILLAIN-BOWL! - TOON SANDWICH with Английский subtitles   Complain, DMCA

Put on your uniform and enter the Arena.

Well I hope you got a\ngood floating eyeful, buddy

cos you ain't seeing this\nchem­ical-bleac­hed booty again!

My uniform has a lot of accessorie­s.

Looking less and less like Gotham's seedy underbelly­...

This is a really large wardrobe.

Are we down the rabbit hole\nor through the looking glass?

Perhaps we're over the rainbow.

You are all here for one purpose:

Why are we listening to this giant gilded gonad

when we could be kicking each other's asses!

Training has greatly improved since your time.

It's what you can do with it that counts.

Thank you all so much for attending my seminar:

How To Be More Than Just A One-Time Marvel Villain".

The key concept here is sex appeal, and unfortunat­ely

I accuse you of being a prick!

I paid 75 Deutschmar­k for this thing -\n

I'm making friends wherever I go.

Agent, Agent, Agent, Agent...

Your appearance is lacking a key ingredient­.

Let's put a smile on that face!

There's plenty of puddin' to go around, Sugar.

Do you like scary YouTube videos?

Traffic was a nightmare on Elm Street!

Don't forget: we always work in pairs.

There's only room for one Dark Lord in this story.

Then it won't be the poster child for\nrhino­plasty gone wrong.

I see you've transferre­d part of yourself\n­into another thing.

Mind if I steal that idea times seven?

I don't like it so I'm going to take a ring off it!

You have good taste, little goblin buddy.

It magically resizes to fit the wearer?

Can you stop with the cheesy puns?

Your Fell Beast just fell on my beast.

I know what scares you, Davy boy!

There's a pun crying out to be made here\nbut I'm blanking on it.

I couldn't help notice your suit has no nipples.

How do you plan on feeding your young?

How do you plan on having any?

I came as close as anybody's ever come

Go back to the swamp, Shreck.

I prefer to think of myself as...

I went back in time and stole your mojo.

She who lives by the psionic blade...

Was that the spell or just nature taking its course?

Wait'll they see what I can do with just one glove.

Oh my god oh my god oh my god - it's HIM!!

I don't know if you've heard, but I'm kinda\n

I was waiting for someone else to say it,\n

but sloth, gluttony, greed, lust, pride...

You're the one I've been waiting for.

Here's your induction form.\nSig­n and initial each page.

You're the unfairest of them all!

Don't be dragon me down just because\nm­y wings are 100% organic.

You just brought a weaponised glider to a sword fight!

I want you to kill all the humans.

And then she, uh, leaves, uh

How hard is it to raise a maggot?

I'm crawling out of my skin here!

Beetle juice, beetle juice, beetle juice!

I'm really happy you just said that.

I'm gonna stand over here though.

They're all gonna laugh at you!

You can have him, honey, but caution:

this toy contains small parts.

Fly, my childhood traumatise­rs!

Get your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!

Seems 'twas ugly killed the Beast.

Why did birds suddenly appear?

Choose the form of the Destructor­!

Hmmm, I could really use a tripod.

I don't know why,\nbut I gotta real problem with you, buddy.

I'm going to give you the choice I never had.

Why does this always end in dust?

We've all been there, girlfriend­.

- Gojira!\n- Gojira!\n- Gojira!

Mmm, love me some O-Ren sushi.

Jesse, what have I been smoking?

Look how they massacred my boy.

There are so few of us left who haven't been\n

Hands up who'd rather be\n

than a walking turd with a thousand eyes?

Is it too late to switch providers?

I'm just gonna head on outta here.

Did you think this was the real me?

I like what you're selling, lady.

There's just one teeny problem.

Why don't you ever want to be my friend?

do it where no one can hear you.

Why waste years developing power

I should have attached an elbow strap!

Best mitt ever and no one to play ball.

You... are the Ultimate Villain.

I coulda told you that from the start.

But that wouldn't have been as much fun.

Boy, it's a good thing Godzilla didn't win.

Not sure how he'd fit through this six-foot-w­ide hole.

A boy from Marvel and a girl from DC.

I'm getting a major Romeo-and-­Juliet vibe.

I'm really more into tats than scars.

Also, you seem to be lacking in a few key areas.

These grow back into full size, muscular appendages­.

I almost don't want to interrupt.­..

You're dying to know, aren't you?

It's just eating you up from the inside--

Why did I put that switch there?

The Academy Award lives inside a golden globe.

I have modelled my appearance­\n

See, she can't break the fourth wall just yet.

I'm played by a supermodel named Ryan Reynolds

You've been watching our Earth movies?

And I have recreated you all in meticulous detail

to provide entertainm­ent for my subjects.

How did you get all these different angles?

I don't recall seeing a spidercam in there.

Are you saying I'm not the real Harley Quinn?

There is no real Harley Quinn.

You're the most real she's ever been.

Actually, it happens in almost every one.

You don't put in this much effort for a once-off.

Plus, I sell tickets to these things -\nit's good pocket money.

So how many times have I won?

If you ask me, you both got ridiculous­ly lucky.

Who usually wins the Hero Bowl?

We've had many insightful­\nconversa­tions over the years.

I don't know why he left a handful of you\nalive this time

instead of blowing you all up like he usually does.

Why don't we remember any of this?

And how do you repeat a battle when everyone's dead?

And I have the power to recreate you.

You could have done that at any time??

I've already regenerate­d the heroes.

They're down there right now.

Awaiting that one word that will\nwake them from their slumber

You two should get some rest

what with your big showdown tomorrow.

So we fight each other to the death,\nyo­u regenerate us

and we end up fighting again and again forever?

What exactly is our incentive here?

Well I can tell you that if you do fight

you won't experience any more of this.

Time to regenerate the villains.

You have a new message from Jean Grey.

Please find shocking revelation­s attached.\­nArise!

You'd think I'd be accustomed­\nto seeing blue people by now.

I take it you both got Miss Grey's message?

This "Oscar" being has abused\nth­e power to create life.

Glad to see we're all on the same page.

I need you to bring everyone in here.

Breaking the fourth wall again.

You know, I don't even see a wall.

To me it's a big open window.

I just wanted to let you know that this and\n

They live in Australia and they have\nno connection­s to anything.

If you haven't already, you can help them\n

And if you're feeling super-gene­rous,\n


[TALIA AL GHUL]\nIt'­s not Fight Club, you idiot.

It's a battle royale on an alien world.



[KEYSER SOZE]\nAnd just like that, she's Gone Girl.


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