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Uncle! Who asks for 50-paise \nnowadays?
And, Who is the 'Uncle' here \nYou or I?
Shri. Shantiprasad Dwarkanath \nBhargav
Hey! Here comes the 'Idiot'! \nHere comes the 'Idiot'!
I didn't buy Paneer today \nPaneer not on the menu today!
Sunday morning in 'Basera'...\nHappy young ones, Bona Sera!...
Hey! Hey! Hey!\nIt's a beautiful day
more (Hawaa) breeze, \nless (Chappal) slippers
And, look at his, dirty, green \n
Shut up, stupid! \nSlave, servant!
Idiot! get the grocery"\n"Idiot! Cook some food!
Hey Neha? Look, at your puny self \nbefore looking for a slave
Uncle is size 'XL' -- \nWill be difficult to handle
Prashant? \nIf your brother wasn't so cute
How is your Sunday? \nAre you having a fun-day?
Yes \nThere is cricket match \nwith team-'Basera-2'
So Mr. Chhota Why don't you \ncome and have lunch with us?
I am cooking something really \ninteresting
Oh! Everybody is at home \nSince it is Sunday, Isn't it?
So, Are you going to open batting?
Hey! Hello! What happened?\nWhere are you?
I had promised her the tickets\nfor the David Guetta show
How can I get 3k for the tickets?
Get it from your Dad..like a loan?
No way, Yaar! \nDad himself lives on loans
Hey! What 'forget it'?\nShe will go if someone else!
Hey! Is she going around with you\nor catching a taxi?
Hey kid, no more comments, OK?\nYou are kid, behave like a kid!
Hey 'quarter'!\nListen to your elder brother
And, why are you crossing our way?\nGo! Go elsewhere. Go!
Junior-Prashant!? raise your bat in \nthe field, not here. Go!
Yes. I'll go. I'll go\nto play the match
Look at this - Rs.50/- per player,\nshield money
Go on. Tell me. Do you?\nYes, Do you?
Your kinds..\nwon't find a place on the team
Whiling time on a Sunday\nCalling everyone a 'loser'
The whole world is an 'Idiot'\nOnly you guys are smart!
Keep sitting around \nI'll return after winning the match
10, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80, \n90, 100
I'm warning you Chhota, \nto shut up? OK?
Hey!, Something is \nbetter than nothing!
Get your Guetta account going,\nat least
Hey, why does Dad get in to\nvideo-conference at lunch-time?
Where to? Dad will get mad,\n
Hey! Are you trying to please Dad?
Do you think you will get \nRs.6,000 for that Guetta concert?
Huh! If you have to, then please me!\nI have it..
Oh Yes! Can we talk about it, Sir?
Oh Mr. Ranjan! I am so tired \nI couldn't sleep last night
Oh! Alright. No problems, Sir! \nSorry to bother you
Report is ready and \nI wanted to share with you
Thank you, Sir \nSorry to bother you
'De Lucia' is delicious, Yes \nA little bit expensive, but
Don't worry? \nWe will negotiate, right?
Right! Right! Right!\nI am talking to him
For 10 minutes, He'll dance!\nIt's a Royal Wedding, Mr. Kapoor!?
Don't you worry \nWe've got PR too!
Page 3 - Quarter page \nRight then. Bye
And, can we go ahead with lunch, \nif you are done?
I've been a telephone operator\nsince morning
It's either the florist\nor the decorator
balance payment, balance payment..
Is it a Biryani or Fried-rice?\nIs it Khichdi or Pulao?
Yes, Poornima! \nAlright 12th is fixed
Aha! At last! \nWhat took you so long?
And, let the Sunday lunch \n- begin
Wow!!! Bugs-Uncle!\nYou're the best cook in the world
Uncle, I want to be your son \nPlease adopt me
When you eatum - eatum \nDon't talkum
I am only changing upholstery \nNot the sofa!
The fuss is about this, the estimate?
Rs.17,000/- for men and material \n
How can it be done for less?\nIt's only men and material!?
Tomorrow, it'll be matching curtains\nIt doesn't end!?
You know, Yaar\nI am seriously strapped for cash!
Aha! There you go again \n'Your-money', 'My- money'
I got to toggle 4 credit card\npayments this month
And the minimum dues are \nRs.22,00
Then, there's EMI, groceries,\nservants
It's never ending and \nit's never enough
Am I showing-off?\nIs this upholstery is to be hidden?
Not at all!\nIt's your bosses who sit on the sofa!
You keep flashing your \n6 wrist-watches before them
Every conversation, every argument has\n
No. In fact, I'd like you to wear all \n
May be then they could show us \na better time
Guetta Concert? \nWhole world is going!
Here, the struggle is on for the tickets
It is so far off in the first place\nlike, back of beyond
If we have to watch him\non the screen there
we'll watch him on VH1 next week
And who wants to tell the whole world \nwe were there, yaar
You thief!? You opened it? \nAren't you ashamed?
You opened kid-brother's piggy-bank\nHow could you do?
What is it? Does Dad-Mom know this?
Now, How are they connected to this?\nThese are mine. Mine only
SIP\nSystematic Investment Plan - SIP
SIP - Systematic Investment Plan! SIP
You'r either a fool, \nor are a total fool
Go on, ask - Meaning? What is it?\nDon't feel shy
What's there to spoil Dad's Sunday?\nThere is no theft here
OK? So, now you ask for the meaning
Look. What do you think I do with\nmy pocket-money?
Birthday cash envelopes,\nFeeling-good pocket-money
Cricket shields, Grandma's allowance
Rs.100 on every visit of Rooma-aunty
You too receive all these, \nDon't you?
Hey! But, What is this after all?
Difficult to explain to \na broke like you
OK. Tell me one thing --\nWhat is money?
Money means, basically \nhaving the freedom...
You get lot of girls, guys even...
Everything begins with money \nand ends with money
Something that you need for \nbasic survival
The more you think about money, \n
lack of it, and thats just depressing
your life, almost, unless you want become\n
You don't need money to be a happy\nYou need love to be happy
This is money \nI add, You subtract
Hey wise guy, too big for your boots, \nAren't you?
Can you add?\nTake this and add up
Being older, you looked down upon me
This is my longest-distance runner \nPaan Singh Tomar !
He has been running for \n4 years for me
after adding and adding and adding\nthis will get so big
I would have sipped so much that\nthere will be a big pond
When I grow-up like Granpa-Gramdma,\n
Enough! Enough! I've understood \n
You'll fall off the chair if \nI'll tell you who
Why the suspense?\nTell me right-away
Somebody who hasn't changed \nhis slippers for 4 years, him?
That vegetable buying contaminated fool?
How can he teach someone about money?
Don't read a book by its cover, Brother\n
That Idiot with plastic veg-basket??
Breaking News... Breaking News..
Shantiprasad Dwarkanath Bharghav \nke Views...
Simple life \na son, a daughter and a wife
His address \n24/7, welcome happiness
Yes. Yes. I'm telling you the truth
The Bhargav who wears half-pant?
One who strolls around with a basket?
Where you are parking my money? \nAnd why?
No. No. Don't tell me \nabout past performance
No. Will you drive a car \nlooking at the rear-view mirror?
I'll continue with \n50% debt & 50% equity
Hey! Why are you mixing \ntwo separate things?
Why are you mixing \nInvestment with Insurance?
Term-Insurance is right \nfor covering risk
Take it to those \nwho don't know it
You're my well-wisher only, \nAren't you?
Are you watching what's happening? \nCan you see the trend?
It has been sliding for the past week \nWhat're we waiting for?
Be fearful when others are greedy \n
Push-up the equity \nNow is the time!
No. No. \nYou cannot offer me a job
No worries. That's alright \nNo Problem!
Ah haa! A very good Sunday morning \nto all of you
Good Morning Sir. Good Morning Sir
Sir!? \nHey! No! No! No! No! No!
I don't like 'Sir' \nSir is not good
Hey! Why all this? What happened?
'Idiot' is good \n'Cockroach' is very good
You know? When I was a young boy,\nWe too had a bench-gang
And a gentleman \nAshley Fernandes, very strict person
When he used to pass, just the way I do,\n
He used to get frothing furious, \nHe used to get mad
So. No ladyfinger!?\nNo cauliflower!?
And today, I actually bought paneer \nRs.230/- per Kg.
Hey, guys! You all look very sad !?
At times food and music works like magic
So, What do you say? Anti Pasta, \n
No Sir. No Sir \nSorry Sir
And, I thought, I made an offer \nyou cannot refuse !?
Sir, Jhelum, Flat No. 6, C-Wing
I have to push him Uncle \nHe just wouldn't come.
Where are Aunty, Nayan and Sammy?
They have gone to Pune \nTo attend Film appreciation Week-end
Please make yourselves comfortable
Really wonder, what we used to\nthink about you
That, my home would be just like\nmy Hawaii slippers, Isn't it?
Worn out and tattered!?\nThis 'Idiot' is an absolute broke
But, remember,\nIf you buy things that you don't need
one day you'll have to \nsell the things that you do need
I have learnt from Warren Buffett
Did you know who Warren Buffett is?
Memorize the name, search on Google\nAnd, eat the Fruit of Wisdom
It's time for the food and music \nI promised you
Follow me into the kitchen \nCome on Skullcandy?
Sir. . . But, . . How did this work?
Sir..your life?\nYou do nothing, it appears
Still, everything is in control?
Hey! Did you say - I do nothing?
Clearly, you haven't stepped into \nthe kitchen, my boy
Come on. Help me \nStir the sauce
You know. You must never let the \nsauce sit, for too long
It becomes heavy \nIt starts to burn
And the flavour does not spread \nas nicely as you want it to
So, all your hard-work, effort \n& struggle, goes for a toss
You must remember, to keep stirring \n
Don't let it settle down - \nneither the sauce nor..money
I have a bank account, in which I put \n
I believe in saving it's just that \nI can't save
Savings represents the \nboring part of your life
probably like the later part when \n
I myself haven't saved as such, \nas my parents have done it
I don't have money at the \nend of the month to save up
I mean, the money you don't \nspend and that you keep aside
If you keep money in the cupboard
or put it in a piggy-bank,\nor save it in the bank,
It settles.\nSits like a..... sauce
You teach the same money to walk\nI will show you
Then, it will start to walk \nlike this, like this
And then, it will start running!
So exercise! Exercise your money..\nMake it strong
Make your money work hard for you!
Sir, how do you make all that money\nin the first place?
Drop-by-drop \n"Little drops of water make a mighty ocean
That's when I started thinking \nabout money
How to maximize it? How to multiply it?\nHow to compound it?
When I kept it in the cupboard\nI never earned anything - Zero!
When I deposited it in a bank,\nI get fixed interest
But it's like cricket. 1s and 2s\nSafe, but not match-winners
What do you do for 'match-winning'?
4s and 6s. Absolutely correct!\nThat's the way to go!
So, remember. 1s & 2s, 4s & 6s, \nthat's your winning combination
Sir, 1s & 2s are understood - \nthe fixed interest
Sir, You started thinking all this, \nso early in life, why?
I too should be independent,\nNo?
Independence means dignity\nIndependence means security
Why expect anyone else to look-after you?
When you can look after yourself\nWith a little planning
Shares. . , Dividends. . - the stuff like this
Investment is - invest your money
I haven't invested in anything yet
I will never invest my money using \nmy brain
I don't do investment,\nbut like
me going to college is an investment\nfor my father
when I look around, \nWhat do I see?
Face full of worries \nHeart full of tension
No time to talk\nNo time to live!
What kind of life is that?\nToo much stress
My cooking would suffer,\nMy music would suffer
And, at this moment guys, \nyour Pasta is suffering
Sir . . But. . How does . . .
When you have to eatum, eatum, \nDon't talkum
Don't save what is left after \nspending,
spend what is left after saving
Plant that seed of twos and \nfours and sixes,
what a catch \nAs wisdom finally wins the match
Take Pappa and Mummy to the Bank.
I am going to the market.\nThank you.