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Billions of years after the great galactic empires have peaked and

and somewhere in a remote patch of space a bear came upon a

Hello," Bear said, "do we know each other?

Well, Which civilizati­on do you come from?

I don\'t remember what they\'re called," Goose said, "I think

Yeah," Bear said, "that sounds like my civilizati­on, too. Is

Well they\'re all gone," Goose said, "we\'re the last ones left

Bear looked out at the universe and knew goose was right. All the

How long do we have," Bear said.

Oh, not long," goose replied, "Very soon now the universe will

Huh," bear said, "what happens then?

Oh, Everything will be gone," Goose said, "no more walking, no

C\'est la vie ménage toi (So it goes)

huh," bear said again, "What was your civilizati­on like?

Hmm," goose said. She pointed with her wing

You see that star, my whole civilizati­on began there. And that

married, divorced, lived, died, had wars, apologized­, had wars,

thousands of planets, and now... all gone

And how about yours?" goose said.

Well, my civilizati­on discovered the workings of nature, knew how

Starships, traded with thousands of other empires, traveled the

Pity," goose said, "anyway the end will be here soon. It\'s been

Goose closed her eyes and was silent. Bear looked out again at the

What was it all for?" he said finally.

Oh, what\'s the point in anything," goose said. She closed her

An idea came to bear: "We know everything­," bear said, "everythin­g

And we can do anything, we\'re all powerful.

Well, Why don\'t we remake the universe?

Well that\'s impossible­," goose said, "we couldn\'t survive the

Well, then we\'ll set the next universe up properly for whoever

Goose opened her eyes. "like how?

Well I don\'t know, make it more interestin­g, change the rules a

Goose considered this idea, she was very clever after all. Under

She might have gone on TV talking about astrophysi­cal matters,

All right," Goose said, "I\'m listening.

Well," bear said, "let\'s make everything based on subatomic

hmm, a bit silly: quarks, how about that.

Bear began setting up the new universe.

And will make olives taste nice this time!

And fruit will grow on trees

And every now and then after a good meal people will throw up a

I don\'t know, it\'ll be funny.

Don\'t put that in," Goose said.

Then he organized physics and chemistry and biology and made them

and debugged everything and added some DLC

He made water wet and deserts dry and Tom Hanks impossible to

They marveled at the starting conditions of their new universe.

It\'s still missing something,­" bear said, "Should we maybe add

No, it doesn\'t need more purple," Goose said.

Hey, maybe coffee should make everyone shit real bad.

Don\'t put that in," Goose said

There," he said, "perfect, let\'s get this sucker going.

No wait," Goose said, "we\'re still missing something

We\'ve got to make things... difficult.

We'll make this the party cosmos: margaritas on trees, walking

No," goose said, "look where that got our civilizati­ons.

We\'ll make living tricky, but not too tricky. That way there\'ll

We\'ll make the stars so far away, they\'d have to get clever to

We\'ll make nature just weird enough to be interestin­g, but not

And we can\'t put the meaning of life in plain sight, it\'ll have

They\'ll need to fall in love or go backpackin­g or argue in the

All right," bear said. And made the changes.

They sat back then and admired their blueprint of the

Around them the stars were going out in bunches, now the light was

Oh, we\'ll be gone, everything will be gone, then the new

The darkness came down in silent curtains all around them. History

Goose, I\'m scared," Bear said

But it won\'t hurt, here put my wing in your paw and don\'t let

The last star died finally. Then space began to collapse into a

Time and space falling undone. Billions of years had come to this

Will they see?" Bear said, "In the next cycle, do you think

Sometimes,­" Goose said, "Only sometimes. All the time would be

Every now and then. They\'ll see it sometimes


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